(Bleep) Like A Rabbit

Don’t ask me how it all began. I’m sure it has something to do with their propensity to procreate but somehow, rabbits and sex have always seemed to go hand in hand. There’s the expression -*@#! like rabbits-. There’s that world renowned magazine who’s logo is a rabbit head and who’s models are referred to as, you guessed it – bunnies. But until recently sex and rabbits have been metaphorical. Not anymore. Now you can literally lay a rabbit.

I’m not talking about furry little bunnies here. I’m talking about the latest and greatest in adult toys. The rabbit is a vibrating, gyrating, rotating sex toy composed of a shaft and clitoral stimulator attached to the base. The vibrator gets it’s name from the shape of the clitoral stimulator which closely resembles a pair of molded bunny ears. The appeal of the rabbit is that it offers both vaginal and clitoral stimulation simultaneously which in theory provides better, more intense and longer lasting orgasms than a traditional vibrator or dildo would.

But detailing the functions of the rabbit vibrator in technical terms is like describing a European sports car in terms of gas mileage and trunk space. Boring! However, as an average ordinary, and only slightly perverse American male describing the benefits of a rabbit vibe is entirely a foreign concept. So I asked a couple of female friends to conduct some research and provide me with their unabashed thoughts.

One such friend of mine is one of those experienced girls who when it comes to sex has probably already tried it, or if she hasn’t it’s simply because she didn’t know it existed until now and it is next on her list of things to experiment with. When I approached her with the request of being a test subject she quickly responded that she already has a rabbit vibrator of her own and added it’s one of her favorite toys.

I learned it is pink, and has multiple settings including some scary wave like pulsing action no man should be forced to compete with. She also offered that she loves masturbating with her rabbit because it does things no man can possible do, double stimulation. She has achieved orgasms with her rabbit in three ways. I’ll let you guess the third use she mentioned. While I argued that there are positions which make dual stimulation possible, albeit difficult, and offered my assistance in validating these claims, she stood by her assertion that while there is no substitution for a real life red blooded dick, the rabbit fucks like no other. One glowing positive review down.

So I turned my attention to my second victim, err… volunteer for her fuzzy bunny opinions. Now girl number two is quite different from girl number one. A shy quiet type, she has had her fair share of sexual encounters but hasn’t done much experimenting in the way of toys. She admitted she has a small simple vibrator tucked in a shoe box under her bed, occasionally broken out on special occasions with a lover or on those hot nights where she’s been watching Josh Hartnett films. So we found a rabbit (along with a penis extension device, but that’s none of your business) online at www.deepmemories.com and placed our order.

Her first impressions of the rabbit vibrator was that it had a lot going on. It was almost scary looking to her, that is until she started examining the toy in depth at which point she found the rabbit to have extreme potential. I wasn’t allowed to sit in on the rabbit experience, even in the name of science – she refused. It turns out she’s also a fan because she won’t give it back. Her review was that it took a while to get used to the rabbit. And after some time and exploration she more or less had it dialed in. From there it was pretty much instant orgasm after instant orgasm. She described the clitoral stimulator and almost unbearable pleasure. If that’s not a ringing endorsement I don’t know what is.

If you’re looking to spice up your sex life the rabbit vibrator is sure to provide plenty of action and excitement. Whether you’re a single woman, couple or otherwise there are plenty of ways the rabbit vibrator can be incorporated into the bedroom. Just use your imagination and before you know it she’ll be moaning in ecstasy. If you’re a single hetero guy, the rabbit might not be for you, but I now know a good place to find penis extenders if you’re interested.